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Once upon a time, Blakk Frogg wore nothing but a loincloth and some busted up sandals...
Then, because the neighbors kept complaining about the smell, Blakk Frogg created Frogg Wear and it represents all the things your mother warned you about.
While on the topic of Your Mother, that worthless old bag planned to testify against the infamous Blakk Frogg last week but her hair caught fire and she couldn't testify.
How'd that Napalm get in her shampoo bottle anyway? Purely an odd twist of coincidence and fate, right?
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Just a Frogg!
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Sarcastic for Life!
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Put a Cock In It!
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Treat Me Like Old Shoe!
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Hourly Rates Motel!
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At any rate, all around this meaningless, yet sadistic text about your mother's hair catching fire you will find examples of Frogg Wear designs... and yes, Blakk Frogg knows he has next to no artistic talent.
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Simply Frogg
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Ready to Screw!
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Pick Your Speed!
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If given a pack of crayons he'd impress an art critic more by rolling up a crayon taco, eating it, and having funky, colorful wax encrusted teeth for the next few weeks trhan he would by attempting to draw a picture!
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Loves to Nail!
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Cheap Date!
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Texas Tart!
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Check out the designs or Blakk Frogg WILL visit your mom, again, and this time he, um, wait. Not next time, but rather for the first ime because he has no knowledge of pouring napalm into a shampoo bottle at your mother's house.
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Can't Beat Lance in France!
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Can't Beat Lance in France!
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Seeking Screws and Nails!
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Need something funny to read? Let Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog entertain you for a few hours w/ hundreds of jokes, tons of funny pictures and an unhealthy dose of blakk frogg sarcasm!
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posted on 04/28/2013...
Best Customer Service This Frogg Has Ever Had: Definitive Technologies: Rarely, if ever, will you find Blakk Frogg praising customer service… because quite honestly the art of actually taking care of a customer seems to have totally left this country — in spite of the fact that we, as a society, continue to become increasingly more service oriented (according to job titles, at least) than [...] read the rest
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posted on 03/16/2013...
Texting — The Lifeless Art of Evasion: Rather than face a situation that immediately presses us, we dodge issues by robotically (not a word, we know…) disengaging and then, seemingly without a second’s pause, sending our feelings via text message not to the person with whom the issue began, but rather to a different person that will take our side. At what [...] read the rest
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posted on 02/08/2013...
Defining The Relationship Between Google and Judgment Day: In a recent email to a friend, the ever-so-clever Blakk Frogg told the following interesting story: Google has EVERYTHING imaginable these days somewhere in its folds… and they keep integrating new things into themselves… and pretty soon I predict that the US Gov’t will purchase (or take over in some other way) Google, they will [...] read the rest
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posted on 02/06/2013...
Stuff to Make You Laugh — #175: [ Mowing Bald Head Tattoo ] place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML code Simply Frogg and Americas Bestfree… funny & sarcastic pics [ Bathing Suits: Proof of Global Warming ] place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML code Simply Frogg and Americas [...] read the rest
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Americas-Best.Com: Volume Forty Two:
New (sarcastic) rules for the year, Blakk Frogg supports gun ownership, peanut butter death kiss, the blakk frogg alcoholic wallpaper, ride-by greetings, digs deep, sarcastic for life and put a cock in it
Americas-Best.Com: Volume Forty One:
Bird flu symptoms, pinch my nipples in K-Mart, stripper career choice, ready to screw, stick people become extinct, and choices made because of emails received.
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