Frogg Wear by Blakk Frogg
Frogg Wear by Blakk Frogg

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Frogg Wear... From Blakk Frogg!

Once upon a time, Blakk Frogg wore nothing but a loincloth and some busted up sandals...

Then, because the neighbors kept complaining about the smell, Blakk Frogg created Frogg Wear and it represents all the things your mother warned you about.

While on the topic of Your Mother, that worthless old bag planned to testify against the infamous Blakk Frogg last week but her hair caught fire and she couldn't testify.

How'd that Napalm get in her shampoo bottle anyway? Purely an odd twist of coincidence and fate, right?

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Just a Frogg!
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Sarcastic for Life!
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Put a Cock In It!
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Treat Me Like Old Shoe!
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Hourly Rates Motel!
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At any rate, all around this meaningless, yet sadistic text about your mother's hair catching fire you will find examples of Frogg Wear designs... and yes, Blakk Frogg knows he has next to no artistic talent.

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Simply Frogg
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Ready to Screw!
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Pick Your Speed!
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If given a pack of crayons he'd impress an art critic more by rolling up a crayon taco, eating it, and having funky, colorful wax encrusted teeth for the next few weeks trhan he would by attempting to draw a picture!

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Loves to Nail!
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Cheap Date!
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Texas Tart!
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Check out the designs or Blakk Frogg WILL visit your mom, again, and this time he, um, wait. Not next time, but rather for the first ime because he has no knowledge of pouring napalm into a shampoo bottle at your mother's house.

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Seeking Screws and Nails!
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Need something funny to read? Let Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog entertain you for a few hours w/ hundreds of jokes, tons of funny pictures and an unhealthy dose of blakk frogg sarcasm!

posted on 10/30/2015...

Halloween Tips and Tricks… for 2015: For one evening each year children (and candy-starved adults) get to run around the neighborhood dressed up in strange clothing… while asking for sweet, tasty treats guaranteed to keep dentists in business for a long time to come. To help children make the most of their Halloween experience, The Onion put together a list of […] read the rest
 

posted on 12/17/2014...

Drinking and Driving Story Worth Reading: ‘Tis the season for Holiday parties, long nights of sipping spiked eggnog with friends, and ugly sweater wine parties… so before you think about getting behind the wheel after a social event involving alcohol this Holiday Season, please remember this short story before making up your mind: With the Holidays upon us I would like […] read the rest
 

posted on 03/31/2014...

Asking for a Raise at Work: Kevin walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me and I before I make a decision, I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of intense haggling, the boss finally agrees to a […] read the rest
 

posted on 03/21/2014...

Unusually Large Number of Crows Killed Outside Boston. Avian Flu to Blame?: Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority recently found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to […] read the rest
 



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Frogg Wear by Blakk Frogg
Frogg Wear by Blakk Frogg