This afternoon we received 15 safe-for-kids Halloween and Fall themed jokes/riddles from AllProDads.Com and we just HAD to share them with you!

1. How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? Answer: A pumpkin patch.

2. The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” Without hesitation the doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”

3. What do you call a pumpkin working at the beach? Answer: A life-gourd.

4. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to get to school? Answer: The Crossing Gourd.

5. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Answer: Pumpkin Pi.

6. A husband sat on the couch watching football on a crisp Fall Sunday. His wife walked in the room and told him she was tired of looking at all the leaves in the yard. He replied, “Don’t, worry honey, I’ll take care of it.” … and he closed the blinds.

7. What does Barbie carve on Halloween? Answer: A pump-KEN.

8. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Answer: Fall.

9. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Answer: Squash.

10. A family of Fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”

12. What happened when the turkey got in a fight and lost? Answer: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

12. Who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood? Answer: Winnie the Boo.

13. What did the boy leaf say to the girl leaf when asking her on a date? Answer: I’m falling for you.

14. What is black, white, orange, and waddles? Answer: A penguin with a pumpkin.

15. Why do birds fly south in the Fall? Answer: Because it’s too far to walk.

Have a Happy and SAFE Halloween, everyone! If you need some Halloween safety pointers, please check out our Halloween Safety Tips from the CDC page!

Scary Frogg

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We simply LOVE Halloween each year and hope all of you do, too! Most important thing to remember, though, deals with surviving THIS year’s Halloween to enjoy next year’s Halloween, too!

So, without further ado, please enjoy the following Halloween safety tips we found on the CDC (Center for Disease Control) web site using all the letters in the term ‘Safe Halloween’… (with our comments in parentheses!):

  • S – Swords, knives, and similar costume accessories should be short, soft, and flexible. (Think of it as.. do not run with scissors, pencils or other sharp, pointed objects because falling on them would SUCK!)
  • A – Avoid trick-or-treating alone. Walk in groups or with a trusted adult. (Scary Halloween spirits and fellow Halloween revelers w/ bad intentions tend to avoid large groups and trusted adults!)
  • F – Fasten reflective tape to costumes and bags to help drivers see you. (If they cannot see you, then they cannot avoid you. Getting crushed by a car on Halloween – or any day! – would SUCK!)
  • E – Examine all treats for choking hazards and tampering before eating them. Limit the amount of treats you eat. (Wait until you get home and look over your candy stash carefully w/ an adult before diving in. No need to get sick or worse by ingesting candy whose wrapper has come open by accident or on purpose!)
  • H – Hold a flashlight while trick-or-treating to help you see and others see you. Always WALK and don’t run from house to house. (See previous comment about not getting crushed by a car!)
  • A – Always test make-up in a small area first. Remove it before bedtime to prevent possible skin and eye irritation. (Not all makeup undergoes the same testing before hitting the market… and some may cause unpleasant acne, bumps, rashes, etc!)
  • L – Look both ways before crossing the street. Use established crosswalks wherever possible. (You should look both ways and use crosswalks whenever possible EVERY day and not just on Halloween!)
  • L – Lower your risk for serious eye injury by not wearing decorative contact lenses. (Prescription lenses require a prescription not just because of their ability to alter/correct a person’s vision, but also because prescription lenses must also meet specific quality criteria… and non-prescription contact lenses available in costume shops, online and in convenience stores do not!)
  • O – Only walk on sidewalks whenever possible, or on the far edge of the road facing traffic to stay safe. (Again, see earlier reference regarding not getting crushed by a car… because that would SUCK!)
  • W – Wear well-fitting masks, costumes, and shoes to avoid blocked vision, trips, and falls. (Having the ability to SEE where you’re going and also not have to worry about tripping over a loose-fitting costume makes Halloween safer and MUCH more enjoyable!)
  • E – Eat only factory-wrapped treats. Avoid eating homemade treats made by strangers. (Commercially wrapped Halloween treats in sealed packaging offer the best protection against accidental, incidental and intentional tainting!)
  • E – Enter homes only if you’re with a trusted adult. Only visit well-lit houses. Don’t stop at dark houses. Never accept rides from strangers. (These rules ought to apply EVERY day and not just on Halloween!)
  • N – Never walk near lit candles or luminaries. Be sure to wear flame-resistant costumes. (Fire and flames do not take a day off because of Halloween so steer clear of them both and keep your costume away from them, too!)

We want everyone to have lots of fun on Halloween — just like we will! — but we also want everyone to survive the frights and scares of Halloween 2013 so they can get frightened and scared all over again next year!

Scary Frogg

P.S. : Below you’ll see scary Frogg in his Sasquatch Suit! Photo taken last year (2012) on Halloween Night!

Scary Frogg in Sasquatch Suit
Scary Frogg in His Sasquatch Suit, Halloween 2012


As usual we had a bit of fun around our place with loud scary music, loud creepy sounds, strobe lights, black lights, spider webs made of yarn, big fuzzy spiders suspended on yarn spider webs, orange porch lights, fog/smoke machines, ‘dancing’ laser lights through fog/smoke… and Sasquatch made his first appearance this year!

Though he did not stay long, he did scare the crap out of babies, little kids AND adults during his visit. Check out these exclusive photos of the ever-elusive (and actually very well-mannered) Sasquatch!

Sasquatch Photo -- 10/31/12

And here we get a little closer to him…

Sasquatch Photo -- 10/31/12

And finally, check out the HEIGHT of Sasquatch as he towers over a woman brave enough to ask him for a photo and a hug…

Sasquatch Photo -- 10/31/12

A hearty thanks to all the trick’or’treat visitors last night and to Sasquatch for stopping by. We hope to see everyone we saw this year in a year’s time!

In the meantime…

Other holidays (like Christmas, for example!) loom right around the corner and if you have not already found the perfect Holiday Decorations, lights, ornaments, Christmas Tree, wreath, garland, etc., then we highly suggest you check out the Christmas Blog on FroggWear.Com!

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